hash songs

1. Hash Save Our Queen (For QoE)

Hash save our Gracious Queen
Hash save our noble Queen
Hash save our Queen (da-da-da-da!)
Send him Victorious
Hashy and Glorious
Long to rain over us
Hash save our Queen

National Anthem - God Save The Queen (Instrumental).mp3

2. The Hares

And the hairs of her dicky-di-do hung down to her knees
One black one, one white one and one with a bit of shite on
and one with a fairy light on to show us the way.
And the hairs, and the hairs, and the hairs of her dicky-di-do hung down to her knees.

No Music

3. The Virgins

Melody: Frere Jacques

We've got Virgins, We've got Virgins,
On the Hash! On the Hash!
Gotta get them Drunked up
Gotta get them F*ed up
Down the hatch Up the Ass

Drink it down down down down...

4. Where Were You Last Week?

Melody: Where Oh Where Were You Last Night (from Hee Haw)

Where, Oh Where were you last week?
Why did you make us hash all alone?
You fat lazy bastards, you weren't even here,
So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer.
Down, Down, Drink it all down
Drink it all down, drink all of that beer.
You fat lazy bastards, you weren't even here,
So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer.

5. A Pintful of Lager (Makes the Harriettes Go Down)

Melody: 'A Spoonful of Sugar' from Mary Poppins

A pintful of lager makes the harriettes go down
The harriettes go down
The harriettes go down
A pintful of lager makes the harriettes go down
In a most delightful way!

6. Shitty Trail

Melody: Mickey Mouse Club March

S-H-I-T-T-Y
T-R-A-I-L!
Shitty trail (It Sucked)
Shitty trail (it really sucked)
The hares have laid another shitty trail (shitty trail)
I’d rather drink a beer, than hash your shitty trail
S-H-I-T-T-Y,
T-R-A-I-L!

shittytrail.mp3

7. Finger in Your Beer

Melody: Itself

How would, you like, my finger in your ear?
How would, you like, my finger in your ear?
Oh no, Not fucking likely! Not fucking likely! Not fucking likely!

(dance around with finger in said area)

How would, you like, my finger in your rear?
How would, you like, my finger in your rear?
Oh no, Not fucking likely! Not fucking likely! Not fucking likely!

How would, you like, my finger in your beer?
How would, you like, my finger in your beer?
Oh no, Not fucking likely! Not fucking likely! Not fucking likely!

No Music

8. He's the Meanest

Melody: Itself

He's the meanest,
He sucks the horse's penis,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.

Ever since he found it,
All he does is pound it,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.

Hooray for _______
they’re out in front
Hooray for _______
They’re a horse’s .... oh errr elbow?

No Music

9. For She Enjoys Fellatio

Melody: For He's a Jolly Good Fellow

For she enjoys Fellatio
For she enjoys Fellatio
For she enjoys Fellatio She swallows every time
She swallows every time
She swallows every time
For she enjoys Fellatio She swallows every time

10. If your Girlfriend

Melody: If You're Happy and You Know It (clap your hands)

If your girlfriend tastes like shit, roll her over,
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, roll her over,
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, You found her asshole not her clit.
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, roll her over.
 

11. Head Chant

Head? Who said head?
I'll take some of that!
And I did, and it was good,
And there was much rejoicing.
And then we fucked. We fucked for hours,
Uprooting trees, shrubs, and flowers.
We fucked like Vikings, with horns on our head.

Head? Who said head?
I'll take some of that!

No Music (chant)

12. Foreskin

Melody: My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean

His one skin hangs down to his two skin,
His two skin hangs down to his three,
His three skin hangs down to his foreskin,
His foreskin hangs down to his knee.


Roll back, roll back, Roll back my foreskin for me, for me.
Roll back, roll back, Please roll back my foreskin for me.

13. They're All Right

Melody: Itself

(hashers)
They're All Right
They're All Right
They're a little flat-chested but They're All Right

(hariettes)
They're All Right
They're All Right
They got little tiny willies but They're All Right

No Music

14. Here's to Brother Hasher

Melody: Ach, Du Lieber Augustin

Here's to brother (sister) hasher,
Bother hasher, brother hasher,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.

He's happy, he's jolly,
He's fucked up by golly,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug

So drink motherfucker(s),
Drink motherfucker(s),
Drink motherfucker(s),
Drink.
Here's to brother hasher(s),
May he (she) chug-a-lug.

Drink it etc...

15. They Ought to Be

Melody: Itself

They ought to be publicly pissed on.
They ought to be publicly shot (Bang bang!)
They ought to be hung from the shit-house
and left there to fester and rot!

Drink it etc...

No Music

16. Four-and-Twenty

This one is for virgins

Four and twenty Virgins came down from Bangladesh!
And when the War was over there were four-and-twenty less.
Singing balls to your partner,
Arse against the wall!
If you havent been had on a Thursday night
You haven't been had at all

Drink it....

 

17. Happy Birthday

Melody: Happy Birthday 

Hashy Birthday, Fuck You
Hashy Birthday, Fuck You
Hashy Birthday, Dear Hasher
Hashy Birthday, Fuck You

Drink it....

 

18. Love Me Tender

Melody: Love Me Tender

Love me tender, love me sweet,
Wrap your lips around my meat,
Watch me smile and watch me grin,
as the cum rolls down down down down down down

Drink it....